02 April 2015

Dear Israel and the American People

Dear Israel,

We the People of the United States of America do solemnly apologize for the actions of our so-called "leaders" with regard to this "framework" that might lead to a possibility of exploring the potential for maybe thinking about daydreaming about getting a nuclear deal done with Iran (after they have a weapon, naturally).

We're sorry you were sold out by King DingleBarry, but to be fair, he's been selling out the American people for 6 years now, so we're glad to finally have the company.

We the People still overwhelmingly support our only true ally in the Middle East, even if our media (read: demoKKKrat propaganda department) tries to make it seem otherwise. We are still proud still stand with you.

Signed with much regret,

We the People

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To the American people (the ones who voted for the Petulant Pretender),

Way to go, low-information morons...

You elected a guy who is, in accordance with his only core belief, dedicated to the destruction of the United States as a world power. And you did it TWICE. The presidency isn't one of those things where you say, "I'll try anything twice, just to make sure I really didn't like it the 1st time."

Congratulations are in order for electing the one guy who could simultaneously spend more than all forty-three of his predecessors combined while making America the laughingstock of our enemies (and an embarrassment to our allies).

I've wondered what "leading from behind" really, truly meant since the day His Royal Lowness first uttered those words.

Now I know, and I tremble for my children's future - and the future of the United States of America...

No really, thanks a lot...

We are so screwed. ~ Hunter

 

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