Linda Burnett, 26, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her in-laws and, while there, went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries.
Later, her husband noticed her sitting in her car in the driveway with the windows rolled up and her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head. He became concerned and walked over to the car. He noticed that Linda's eyes were now open and she looked very strange. When he asked her if she was okay, Linda replied that she had been shot in the back of the head and had been holding her brains in for over an hour.
Her husband called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her head. When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread dough on the back of her head.
A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her head. When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She initially passed out, but quickly recovered. Linda is a demoKKKrat, and a Hillary Clinton supporter, but we're sure that's just a coincidence.
For those who don't understand, this is what's called satire. It's not meant to be taken seriously, or literally. It is, however, a demonstration of the typical stupidity of the average Hillary voter. ~ Hunter
Context Matters
Imagine yourself walking down the street, minding your own business, window shopping for nothing in particular, and everything in general. You reach the corner, and when you glance up, you notice a business on the opposite corner, with this sign posted prominently out front. Reading it, your blood begins to boil.
I mean, what decent, red-blooded, patriotic American wouldn't be upset by this?
How dare they?!
By the time the light changes, allowing you to cross the street, you're positively fuming. You've decided you're going to march into the business, and read everyone in there, from the owner right on down to the lowliest employee, the riot act and you're not going to hold back.
Reaching the front door, seeing red, pulling the door open, you take a deep breath as you're about to start yelling at the first employee you see.
That's when you read the name of the business.
It's a funeral home.
The moral? Context matters. ~ Hunter
Dihydrogen Monoxide
There is an old, but little known, and even less researched environmental danger to worry about. Who needs to worry about CO2 emissions when we've got this to worry about?
It's called Dihydrogen Monoxide (DHMO), and it can be deadly!!!
It's called Dihydrogen Monoxide (DHMO), and it can be deadly!!!
Environmental Impact of Dihydrogen Monoxide
Due in part to its widespread use in industry, Dihydrogen Monoxide (DHMO) is involved in many environmental incidents each year. While most are unavoidable given current technology, there can be little doubt that the presence of DHMO in each significantly increases the negative impact to the environment.
DHMO is a “greenhouse gas,” an acid-rain “enabler,” and causes soil erosion. It is found in great quantities in all streams, rivers, ponds, and reservoirs around the globe. Even the oceans aren't immune – all “seven seas” are practically overflowing with it!!!
DHMO has been found in ice samples from both the Arctic and the Antarctic.
Industrial dumping of DHMO – the unseen villiany!!!
In spite of the recent movement to ban unlawful dumping of hazardous chemicals into waterways in the U.S. and abroad, release of massive quantities of DHMO continues. Industry cannot be held accountable entirely because lawmakers are reluctant to pass legislation to make most forms of dumping of DHMO illegal. Reasons for this could include pressures from corporate leaders, industry lobbyists, and even vested foreign governments. This governmental inaction is leading to nearly unregulated dumping, and may be one of the most overlooked environmental impacts of DHMO.
There are numerous surveys in which upwards of 60% of respondents favor a total ban on DHMO. High school and college students, Canadians – regular, everyday people. Surely, they must know something bad when they hear about it.
http://dhmo.org/
The consensus is clear – Dihydrogen Monoxide must be banned. After all, can we afford to put it off until it's too late?
http://dhmo.org/
BTW, Dihydrogen Monoxide is naturally occurring, life-giving and life-sustaining. Every living thing on the face of this planet needs it to survive. It's true!!!
Everyone needs................water.
Context matters. ~ Hunter
DHMO is a “greenhouse gas,” an acid-rain “enabler,” and causes soil erosion. It is found in great quantities in all streams, rivers, ponds, and reservoirs around the globe. Even the oceans aren't immune – all “seven seas” are practically overflowing with it!!!
DHMO has been found in ice samples from both the Arctic and the Antarctic.
Industrial dumping of DHMO – the unseen villiany!!!
In spite of the recent movement to ban unlawful dumping of hazardous chemicals into waterways in the U.S. and abroad, release of massive quantities of DHMO continues. Industry cannot be held accountable entirely because lawmakers are reluctant to pass legislation to make most forms of dumping of DHMO illegal. Reasons for this could include pressures from corporate leaders, industry lobbyists, and even vested foreign governments. This governmental inaction is leading to nearly unregulated dumping, and may be one of the most overlooked environmental impacts of DHMO.
There are numerous surveys in which upwards of 60% of respondents favor a total ban on DHMO. High school and college students, Canadians – regular, everyday people. Surely, they must know something bad when they hear about it.
http://dhmo.org/
The consensus is clear – Dihydrogen Monoxide must be banned. After all, can we afford to put it off until it's too late?
http://dhmo.org/
BTW, Dihydrogen Monoxide is naturally occurring, life-giving and life-sustaining. Every living thing on the face of this planet needs it to survive. It's true!!!
Everyone needs................water.
Context matters. ~ Hunter
Superzero
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, fans of all ages - gather 'round. Feast your eyes upon the world's first super-zero.
Able to tell massive lies without blinking, leap over logic in a single mighty bound, spy on his subjects without using x-ray vision, target his enemies without compunction (or warrants, probable cause, or even suspicion). The unparalleled ability to run a country into the ground without breaking a sweat, single-handedly bungle foreign relations with the majority of the world, and the absolute inability to count to TWO are just bonuses.
I hereby introduce.................
Personally, I prefer when he's not doing anything. That's less we're going to have to rectify when he's gone. ~ Hunter
Able to tell massive lies without blinking, leap over logic in a single mighty bound, spy on his subjects without using x-ray vision, target his enemies without compunction (or warrants, probable cause, or even suspicion). The unparalleled ability to run a country into the ground without breaking a sweat, single-handedly bungle foreign relations with the majority of the world, and the absolute inability to count to TWO are just bonuses.
I hereby introduce.................
Personally, I prefer when he's not doing anything. That's less we're going to have to rectify when he's gone. ~ Hunter
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